In which I take some liberties with dialogue from "Raiders of the Lost Ark," but keep the scene in tact.

So I'm watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, one of my favorite movies ever. I think I just realized my favorite line in the movie (or possibly even in any Indy movie).

Indy and Marion are walking around a bazaar, looking at stuff with the evil Nazi monkey (heretofore to be referred to as ENM). Anyway, ENM runs off and Marion's all "Oh littlest of the Nazis, where are you going?" to which our gallant hero replies, "Who cares, he's evil, try a date."
Marion "Huh?"
Indy "It's a date, ya eat em!"

The last line there is taken verbatim from the film, and it's the best Indy line ever. Ford's acting the whole film shows a dude who sorta does his job haphazardly, which is fine, but it is this delivery that makes me love this movie like I also love cupcakes. it's just so perfect, it makes it seem like he could've actually been a real guy who taught, archeologized on site, and kicked Nazi ass because they deserved it (which they totally did).

Sparky: I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.
~Bring It On (a flick I love, but only the first one, what with it being awesome and all)