so a few of these posts are just going to be me reposting stuff from my lj. Here's the first of many.
So, as I was logging out of MySpace earlier, (does anyone over the age of 17 still use MySpace, or am I just slow to stop using things? I digress), I noticed they had an ad for an internet dating service (the research monkey tells me it's match.com). This is fine, I have nothing against them. Internet dating isn't for me because I like my kidneys right where they are doing whatever it is kidneys do when they work properly. Yes, I'm paranoid some random person who I've never met but thinks I'm interesting on the internet might want to harvest my internal organs, I've watched/read too many strange movies/books/stories.
Anyway, I bring this up because the girl they have on there is cute, nothing to phone home about or anything, but she's got the biggest vein running across her forehead that I've ever seen. I find it really distracting from the intertron courtship service they're trying to promote. It's like she's shipping oil across Russia in that James Bond movie with the dude with the bullet in his head and wasn't dead. So yea...it's a pretty big vein.
Additionally, Fox 5 News needs to be shut down. I'm sick of their 'experts' and their 'opinions' which are based on 'fact.' It's like watching an infant learn how to fix a computer by hitting it with a sledgehammer. Not gonna work.
Go see Transformers or we're not friends anymore...sorry. Freakin' Eddie Winslow's a transformer, how cool is that? Also, Megan Fox? Holy crap, talk about truth in advertising.
Sam: So...
Maggie: What are you here for?
Sam: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: Wow...!
Sam: Who knew?
Transformers
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